NATO Makes Reindeer Cavalry and Moose-Mounted Missiles a Thing with Finland’s Entry

NATO has announced that Finland will become its 31st member state, drawing mixed reactions from around the world. Finnish officials expressed excitement about joining the military alliance, touting their unique approach to warfare, including moose-mounted missile launchers and reindeer cavalry. The move has drawn criticism from Russia, but Finnish officials remain undeterred.

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Boris Johnson’s Wild Lockdown Party: Twerking and Boasting About Kettles

Boris Johnson’s secret lockdown party has been exposed as a night of drunken twerking and boasting about expensive kettles. The revelations have sparked outrage among the public, many of whom are still struggling with the pandemic fallout. Johnson has yet to comment on the allegations, but sources say he’s considering throwing another party, this time with even more expensive kettles.

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