Gamers Selling Organs and Homes to Afford Nvidia RTX 4090 Graphics Card

Desperate Fans of Counter-Strike Will Do Anything for 500 Frames per Second.

In a desperate bid to achieve the ultimate gaming experience, people all over the world are resorting to extreme measures to get their hands on the highly coveted Nvidia RTX 4090 graphics card.

According to reports, some gamers are selling their kidneys on the black market, while others are taking out second mortgages on their homes to be able to afford the card, which promises to deliver 500 frames per second in Counter-Strike.

“It’s crazy, but it’s worth it,” said one gamer who wished to remain anonymous. “I mean, what’s the point of playing Counter-Strike if you can’t do it at 500 frames per second? It’s like watching paint dry in slow motion.”

The Nvidia RTX 4090 has been the subject of intense hype since its announcement, with gamers drooling over its specs and performance capabilities. But with a price tag that’s higher than the GDP of some small countries, it’s become a luxury item that’s only accessible to the ultra-rich or the ultra-committed.

Some industry analysts are warning that the obsession with the Nvidia RTX 4090 could lead to a gaming arms race, with gamers constantly trying to one-up each other by buying even more expensive hardware.

“It’s a slippery slope,” said one analyst. “First it’s the graphics card, then it’s the ultra-wide monitor, then it’s the gaming chair with built-in massage function. Before you know it, you’re living in a house that’s basically a LAN party.”

As for the gamers who have already gone to extreme lengths to get their hands on the Nvidia RTX 4090, they say they have no regrets.

“I may be broke and without a kidney, but at least I can play Counter-Strike at 500 frames per second,” said one. “And really, what could be more important than that?”

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