The Durian Digest

In a bizarre turn of events, the skies have opened up and it’s quite literally raining cats and dogs. While

Penguins have been spotted around the world dressed in clothes and attempting to blend in with humans. The reason for their behavior remains a mystery, with some speculating that they are part of a secret society or even spies.

After five years, a man finally unpacked his last box, admitting his laziness got in the way. With newfound determination, he organized his space and found it greatly improved his mental health, realizing he should have done it ages ago.

The FBI has warned against using public phone charging stations, as they could potentially infect your phone with malware. The Bureau recommends carrying a portable charger instead and only using trusted cables. Stay safe out there!

UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and US President Joe Biden got into a heated debate about potatoes during a four-day visit in Belfast. Witnesses suggest heavy drinking was involved. The debate covered roast potatoes, french fries, tater tots, and more.

A trebuchet carrying toxic dirt from a train derailment misfired at a kindergarten’s Pet-a-Puppy Day, covering the children and puppies in toxic waste. Norfolk Southern is investigating the incident and has issued a statement expressing their deepest condolences.

“Virtual Tourism: Just as Good as the Real Thing?” With games like Microsoft Flight Simulator on the rise, some argue that exploring the world virtually is a viable alternative to physical travel. But is it really?

Teenager gets stuck in washing machine, friends call firefighters for rescue. Incident goes viral on social media, spawning new trend called the ‘washing machine challenge’.